May 12th, 2018 by asjstaff

Showing us all how observant and tactically proficient his mind is.  This is such pure gold, I literally can’t even:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmtr_qT1wfU&w=560&h=315]

Ok I’m pissed off IMMEDIATELY because he’s tarnishing the good memory of 2Pac by using the Hail Mary instrumental.  Also… “clearing this structure” “never been on this particular site before” dude you went to a construction site after the workers left and played around in the dark, don’t try to make it out to be something superior, like this is some sort of custom built VODA shoot house training facility.

4:03 – In the span of the next twenty seconds he talks about “slicing the pie”, “gathering data”, and “busting another 45 (degree turn)”.

I hate to break it to you buddy, but walking around with a flashlight completely removes the element of surprise.  He’s acting like these fictitious characters he’s going to engage in are going to be sitting around like in video games, unaware of whats going on when they see a window or a wall light up.

6:00 – Talks about how the portapottys give him cover, and he can fire at guys on the rooftops if need be.

13:53 – “I didn’t break the plane.  It may look like that on camera but I didn’t break the plane.”  Ok…. 👍 I’m surprised he didn’t get up on a lift after that to “get a better vantage point to get kills”, and proceed to drive it around the warehouse. 😂

“Watching the glass looking for shadows”.  He keeps saying that.  Sounds like the name of indie rock album he has in the works.

Such solid entertainment.  This guy is more awesome than I initially thought.  He’s definitely the the top 5 people in the industry I’d like to someday meet.

Thoughts?  You learning a lot from VODA or what?  haha oh and I love how he TM’s the phrase “Civilian Operator” in the title.  This guy is living a Counterstrike / Call Of Duty fantasy life, and it’s incredibly amazing.  Do you king… Do you.

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April 18th, 2018 by asjstaff

VODA on his Fat Joe, Terror Squad shit… still at his aunties house:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eElJZx9wO-U&w=560&h=315]

0:08 – hmmm RR21 Tactical Self Defense hey?  Never heard of it.  Are they actually cool with VODA, or did he just shell out $42.90 for that sweatshirt?

Really nothing much else happens in the video.

Because I never waste an opportunity at a rap reference.  Here’s the Lean Back video I referenced:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4&w=560&h=315]

Thoughts?  You like when VODA gets all science’y?  You like when he turns the fake Jamaican accent up to 11 like in this vid? VODA really is important to the culture.

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April 6th, 2018 by asjstaff

VODA is really feeling himself in this one.  Fake Jamaican accent turned up to 11:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93Eubn7Oe0&w=560&h=315]

0:32 – Shoutouts Paul Castle.  VODA is peeved they didn’t give the man credit.

1:26 – Oh wow, a “contractor” that trained at Sabre Tactical, passed the knowledge down to VODA.  WAY before John Wick came out… he had to emphasize that.

1:38 – LOL I love how he tries to be so smooth, and impress us with his little choreographed hand movements.

“The gaan” always.  What’s a gaan?  Does he mean gun?

5:41 – He tells us to not get our training from youtube… then goes on to say how he has paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to learn what he knows.  I really doubt that, but you never know.

6:50 – haha oh man the icing on the cake was that little clip at the end of him being high speed at the range, controlled pairs, derp scans and all. Beautiful *tear rolls down my cheek*.

This guy is such a dumpster fire.  The random backyard videos from his various auntie’s houses he’s couch crashing at are cute and all, but I really wish he would find a range that hasn’t banned him yet and do more actual shooting vids.  That’s where the real humor was.

Thoughts?

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