VODA Explains The C.A.R. System In His Polenar Tactical T-Shirt And Shades

VODA is really feeling himself in this one.  Fake Jamaican accent turned up to 11:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93Eubn7Oe0&w=560&h=315]

0:32 – Shoutouts Paul Castle.  VODA is peeved they didn’t give the man credit.

1:26 – Oh wow, a “contractor” that trained at Sabre Tactical, passed the knowledge down to VODA.  WAY before John Wick came out… he had to emphasize that.

1:38 – LOL I love how he tries to be so smooth, and impress us with his little choreographed hand movements.

“The gaan” always.  What’s a gaan?  Does he mean gun?

5:41 – He tells us to not get our training from youtube… then goes on to say how he has paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to learn what he knows.  I really doubt that, but you never know.

6:50 – haha oh man the icing on the cake was that little clip at the end of him being high speed at the range, controlled pairs, derp scans and all. Beautiful *tear rolls down my cheek*.

This guy is such a dumpster fire.  The random backyard videos from his various auntie’s houses he’s couch crashing at are cute and all, but I really wish he would find a range that hasn’t banned him yet and do more actual shooting vids.  That’s where the real humor was.

Thoughts?