Data Mining Says Work On Delayed And Obscured Draws

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[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-_1GnmOGm8&w=560&h=315]

Ugh like are any of you rubes even “mining data” like this guy, in order to figure out the best possible course of action to take in your training?  I’m talking really drilling down in the data… deep digging and filtering down to the threats in your exact zip code, and the ones you travel to.  YEA I DIDN’T THINK SO. *smh* you people really embarrass me sometimes.  I bet you don’t even use the block chain for anything shooting related either huh?

0:22 – “71% of civilian defensive shootings happen at about 6ft on a delayed and obscured draw.”  Normally I like my statistics cited and accurate to at least 5 decimal places, but whatever Todd I’ll take your word for it I guess.

0:35 – “*BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP* I zip him up”.  -Todd Fossey

Also Todd Fossey in front of the mirror:

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah-e-yeah
Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah-e-yeah

Where did this guy mine data from anyways?  Did Facebook sell it to him?

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Thoughts?