Red Ants And An Arrest – Funny Cop Story

I pulled off my sock because it was covered in fire ants. I shook off my socks violently to get rid of the ants. In doing so the sock flew out of my hand into the oncoming traffic which launched it about 50 feet passed the vehicle I had pulled over…
Stop Sticks Gone Wrong

I saw the pursuing patrol car parked behind the suspect’s van, which was tilted rigidly to the right and on the side of the road. That is when I observed several individuals dressed in black with the letters DEA on their backs. “OMG!!” I had stop-sticked the DEA van.